I Don't Like Poetry

Don?€?t like poetry? Well, if you don?€?t like it after reading this book, there?€?s probably something wrong with you. Yup: this book isn?€?t your normal poetry book full of sick-making rhymes about flowers. It?€?s packed with weird, bonkers and surprising poems to make you laugh yourself into knots! It?€?s got rhymes about aliens, teachers, vampires and bottoms. It?€?s even got rhymes about hating poems. No, we?€?re not joking; it?€?s true. So if you absolutely don?€?t like poetry, this might just be the poetry book for you?€?

• A hilarious collection of verse to get everyone giggling

• Joshua Seigal is a poet, performer and workshop leader

• Perfect for fans of Michael Rosen and Please Mrs Butler

• A great way to encourage kids to read and write verse

?€?When you read this book, the windows will burp and the grass will turn blue. That?€?s how magic these poems are.?€? Michael Rosen